Last night I was watching this movie called Theodore Rex where Whoopi Goldberg and an animatronic T-Rex are detectives in the future and there’s a scene in the beginning of the film where Theodore ‘Teddy’ Rex is going personally to the police commissioner at a charity fundraiser to request to be…
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.
I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing