Be your wierd self!

android18:

i find it kinda
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i find it kinda
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the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had

(Source: yzma)

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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(Source: nyehs)

Stop setting yourself

on fire for someone who

stays to watch you burn.

Haiku on Perspective 
  (via gothics)

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital