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toocooltobehipster:

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

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Congratulations to Taylor Swift on four consecutive iTunes #1 singles!

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allweseemtodoistalkaboutsex:

The 1975 - Sex 
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allweseemtodoistalkaboutsex:

The 1975 - Sex 

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
dnyce2fly3:

Question of the day #Ferguson R.I.P Mike brown
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dnyce2fly3:

Question of the day #Ferguson R.I.P Mike brown

he was a stoner boy! she said “why u smoke weed all day” he wasn’t good enough for her. 5 years from now… she’s all alone. and what does she see? stoner boy on mtv teaching ppl how to smoke weed!!! chorus x2

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theupperarmyqueen:

best thing ever said

sadboyscrew:

I just came so hard I passed out in the shower happy tuesday